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- Jai Ganesh
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What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
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I'm selling a parachute – just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.
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I've seen a meteor shower, but never seen a meteor take a bath.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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