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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,340

One liners - 506

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
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While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.
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I like to give people blank "Thank you" cards for their birthdays and then when they ask me what it's for I say, "You'll thank me later!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.