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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I just discovered that the word "nothing" is a palindrome... Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.
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My brother and I were visiting our grandmother in the hospital. My brother says "grandma I can't stand to see you like this..."
My grandmother replies "well get the hell out then!"
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Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him.
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I can't decide which room not to clean first.
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