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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,406

One liners - 484

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
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If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.
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I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.
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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.