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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Not to brag, but I still fit into the lack of enthusiasm I had in high school.
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Interviewer: "Why do you want this job?"
Me: "I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death."
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According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air.
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My patience has stretch marks.
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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.