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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,406

One liners - 413

I can't count how many times I failed maths at school.
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My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
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After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names…
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Fat people are lucky - they get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat.
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Cop: "Have you been out drinking?"
Me: "Uh yeah, I'm 28, I've been out drinking literally hundreds of times."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.