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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,347

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What kind of tan did pilgrims get to the beach? Puritan.
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My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
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In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people.
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.
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What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.