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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,346

One liners - 364

I ran into lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.
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I don't care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!
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When I told my family I wanted to do stand-up comedy all they did was laughing.
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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
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Happy Birthday! You're now living proof of the old saying that "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.