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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,344

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I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.
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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
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Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
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An ad at the zoo: ‘Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.