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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I wanted to make a joke about criminals, but I was scared it would get stolen.
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What is the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"
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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Q: Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them!
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Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.