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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,345

One liners - 353

What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
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What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
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The day you feel like "am I a joke to you" is the day when you study for a science exam and realized that the exam is math.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.