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#1 2023-06-30 17:55:21
- Jai Ganesh
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Want to hear a pizza joke... nah, it's too cheesy.
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What about a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.
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Did you hear the one about the rope?
Skip it.
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Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair?
Never mind, it's too lame.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
"I'm stuck on you!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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