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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Did you hear the story about the giraffe? Forget it its too long.
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Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player? Her coach was a pumpkin.
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How do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work.
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.