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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year.
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Why was the broom late? It over swept!
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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