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#1 2023-06-18 16:25:38
- Jai Ganesh
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Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
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"Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."
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I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
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What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming!
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I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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