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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? Because if you add 4 + 4 you get ate!
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My favorite part of Fall is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time.
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What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
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The three unwritten rules of life:
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My wife said wanted something shiny that went from 0-150 in under 2 seconds. I gave her a scale.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.