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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,334

One liners - 335

I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.
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What do you call a Russian procrastinator? Putinoff.
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I like using misdirection in my jokes, or do I?
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I made dinner reservations for my wife's birthday and told the host there's an extra $20 for the bartenders if they card her.
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What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.