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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,334

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I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called 'The Cost of Food'.
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The early bird gets the worm but the late worm gets to live.
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If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
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How did Ben Franklin feel about discovering electricity? He was shocked!
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One time somebody said if I was an element, I'd be copper. Then someone else told me I'm tellurium. Does that mean I'm CuTe?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.