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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,334

One liners - 331

I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck.
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If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two.
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What do crabs smoke? Seaweed.
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What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium then you curium and you barium.
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See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.