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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 224

Q: What did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack?
A: "I need to axe you a question."
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Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.
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The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.
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I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall; honestly, you couldn't make it up.
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Bullets are weird. They only do their job after they are fired.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.