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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,346

One liners - 220

I've finally told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage.
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My wife says I only have two faults... I don't listen, and something else!
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
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Even paranoids have enemies.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.