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#1 2023-02-07 00:31:50
- Jai Ganesh
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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea.
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Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils.
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He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
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Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms.
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You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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