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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,337

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Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...
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Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days.
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My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
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You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.