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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 178

Turtles think frogs are homeless.
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Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
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He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
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Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try.
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Do German cats have multiple lives? Nein.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.