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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.
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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? "Nobody's perfect!"
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Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?
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How do we know the earth isn't flat? If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.
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