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#1 2022-10-31 00:26:42
- Jai Ganesh
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up.
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Several guys are sitting around having a drink and one guy says "My wife's an angel" another guy says "Your lucky, mines still alive."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions?
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Shock me, say something intelligent.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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