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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,328

One liners - 117

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Just found out I've failed my German exam. Sacre bleu!
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If I had $1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I'd have a huge tax bill.
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If I could meet my brain the first thing I would probably say is: "It was truly and sincerely horrible working with you."
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In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

John John

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From: Umuahia, Abia state, Nigeria

Registered: 2022-10-25

Posts: 24

Re: One liners - 117

Nice one

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The golden rule in maths don't find x if you don't know where y is-jjc