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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 108

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I've known him for years!
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When I get a dog I'm going to name him five miles so I can say I walk five miles every day.
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Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
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What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
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I tried to catch some fog, I mist.
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