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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,327

One liners - 105

Paying the internet $9.99 to take an IQ test is you failing the test.
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Hung a picture up on the wall the other day. Nailed it.
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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
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I think it's ridiculous that people are letting off fireworks in September, my cat was so scared he ran up the Christmas tree.
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What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.