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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 104

3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral.
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My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
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Teacher: "Are you sleeping in my class?"
Student: "Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could."
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Sorry I'm late but I wanted to make sure I missed most of it.
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