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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,327

One liners - 97

You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss.
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I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
Turns out people don't like it when you go the extra mile for them.
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It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.