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#1 2022-10-07 00:33:43
- Jai Ganesh
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
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I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not.
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I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
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You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
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Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler...
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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