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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 54

Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.
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Helium walks into a bar fight. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.
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The cool guys drop the base. The adventurous guys drop acid into water.
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Rule number one of chemistry: Never trust atoms. The little beasts make up everything!
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After a fight, proton sighs to his electron spouse: “I really don’t know why you always have to be so negative.”
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