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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.