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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 92

What is white and rolls up a mountain slope?
An avalanche who wants to get home.
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At a farmer’s market stall:
Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato genetically modified?
Seller: Why do you want to know?
Tomato: Yeah, why do you want to know?
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What is black, red, and golden and flies through the air?
A lady bug with a golden tooth.
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Two bunnies are sitting on a roof.
One bunny suggests, “Shall I throw you down?”
The second bunny replies, “Nope.”
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“I’m touched,” said the dough and looked at me.
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