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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 90

Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
A: Me-ow!
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Q: Have you heard about the cat who climbed the Himalayas?
A: She was a renowned sher-paw.
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A man sees a shooting star.
“Oh, how nice! I can make a wish! I want a woman who knows what she wants!”
The shooting star pauses briefly, then turns around.
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.
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