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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 88

“My wife loves cats. But she’s got 40 of them and they cause a gruesome smell in our flat.”
“I guess you should air more often to battle that.”
“No can do, if we opened the windows, my 150 pigeons would fly away”.
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Why is it a bad idea to play poker with a jungle cat?
Chances are it is a cheetah.
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What is the one place your cat can sit in, but you can’t?
Your lap.
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How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box?
Just one. After that the box isn’t empty anymore.
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If TVs run on electricity and trucks run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their four paws.
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