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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 84

What is the best timekeeper you could wish for?
A watch dog.
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What’s the difference between a dog yapping outside a house and a woman yapping outside a house?
The dog shuts it once you let it in.
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What creature has four legs and one hand?
A happy Rottweiler returning from his morning walk.
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What looks like a dog, lives in a dog house, eats dog food and is extremely dangerous?
A Rottweiler with a black belt in karate.
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What market shouldn't you take your dog to?
The flea market.
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