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#1 2022-04-20 00:40:34
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 80
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat when you’re driving?
Invite him to bark in the front seat.
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What is the question a flea often has to ask itself?
Should I walk or take a dog?
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What do you get when you cross a Doberman and a hyena?
No idea, but if it laughs, I join in.
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When is a mom flea happy?
When her whole family has gone to the dogs.
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What do you mean, my dog was chasing a guy on a bike?
My dog doesn’t ride a bike!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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