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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 77

A bird meets a snail and asks, “Where are you going?”
The snail says, “To the cherry tree over there.”
The bird is surprised, “But the cherries aren’t ripe yet!”
The snail shrugs, “Well, and I’m not there yet.”
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A teacher shows Little Johnny a butterfly and asks, “Well, Johnny, what do we call this butterfly?”
Little Johnny says, “That’s a peacock butterfly.”
“Come on, Johnny, peacock butterflies aren’t green!”
“Well maybe this one isn’t ripe yet?”
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What are the Snake’s last words?
"Oh! I bit my tongue!"
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Little Kevin rides his bike and yells at his mummy, “Look mom, I can ride the bike with just one hand!”
He goes by the second time and yells excitedly, “Mom, mom, look no hands at all!”
He comes the third time and proudly hollers, “Look mom, no teeth, either!”
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Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?”
“I believe I could, child, if I tried.”
“Excellent, do you think you would like to try it on my school report?”
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