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#1 2022-03-06 00:08:43
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 65
When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?
When he says he’s not home.
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When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?
When he says he’s not home.
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What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
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What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that drags blood from your knees.
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“Sir, you cannot fish here!”
“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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