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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 43

Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.
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Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
A: How to spell the word YES.
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Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.
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Q: What has 6 feet and sings?
A: The singing trio.
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Q: The more it has the less it weighs. What is it?
A: Cheese with holes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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