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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 35

Q: How many sides are there to a circle?
A: Two. The inside and the outside.
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Nice funny riddle:
What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What can sing without an ear?
Answer: An echo.
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Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
A: The elephant’s shadow.
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Q: What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A: A nickel.
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Q: If you feed me, I live. If you give me a drink, I die. What am I?
A: Fire.
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