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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 33

Little Johnny asks his father: "Where does the wind come from?"
"I don't know."
"Why do dogs bark?"
"I don't know."
"Why is the earth round?"
"I don't know."
"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."
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A man at a party: Hi, do you want to dance?
Woman: Yeah, sure!
Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!
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What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion issues?
Rust.
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What’s got many, many keys – but is unable to open any door?
The keyboard.
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Funny riddle: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?
Answer: It was coffee powder.
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