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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 36

An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room. A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?”
“Seriously!” shouts the chicken,” Here, too?!”
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I got a really cute dog and called him Threemiles.
It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day.
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My teacher asked me to characterize myself in 5 words.
“Quite lazy.”
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Police officer: “Sir, I don’t understand. You lost the credit card a year ago, why are you reporting it now?”
Guy: “The thief wasn’t spending nearly as much as my wife used to…”
Police officer: “But why report it now?”
Guy: “I think the thief’s wife got hold of it now.”
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Dolphins are highly intelligent animals.
American scientists proved that after only a brief time in captivity, they are able to train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and toss them bits of fish.
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