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#1 2022-01-26 00:09:35

Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 31

Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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At a mental hospital: “Doctor Fergusson, what do you want us to do with the new arrival in room 18? He thinks he’s a wolf.”
Doctor Fergusson thinks for a moment, “First rule is, don’t let his grandmother in for a visit!”
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What gives us milk and has one horn?
A milk truck.
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I was picking up my girl.
Her dad looked at me very sternly and said, "I want her home by midnight, young man!"
I said, "What do you mean? You already own her home!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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