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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 9

A lady noticed her friend was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked, "Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Her friend replied, "Because I married the wrong man!"
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Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day?
Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
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I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.
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