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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 26

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"
The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"
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Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"
The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
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Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
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