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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 21

Conjunctivitis.com: a site for sore eyes.
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Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz.
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Question :Why do pirates only have 1 eye?
Answer: Because in the word pirate there is only one i.
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Q:What did one penny say to the other penny?
A:Lets get together and make some cents!
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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
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