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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 19

Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
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Q: What is the king of all inches?
A: The ruler.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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What goes up and down stairs with out moving?
Carpet.
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Q: Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
A: Never mind, I will just skip that one.
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Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."
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